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Failed social media entrepreneur continues not-so rapid response

“Biden’s speech last night is getting ‘panned’ all over the World. Only the Radical Left lunatics are trying to make the best of it. It took him 41 minutes to talk, briefly, about Immigration and the Border, on the topic of which he was very weak. No talk of weaponization against his very calm and nice opponent. Angry as hell, this guy is a PSYCHO!” posted fat former President Trump on Friday morning after his personal social media platform shit out during what was hyped as a “rapid response” to his rival’s big election year State of The Union address, evidently upset that Biden did not do what he had demanded and announce a pardon or something for Trump’s crimes.

“Katie Britt was a GREAT contrast to an Angry, and obviously very Disturbed, ‘President.’ She was compassionate and caring, especially concerning Women and Women’s Issues. Her conversation on Migrant Crime was powerful and insightful. Great job Katie!” Trump also wrote Thursday night because of course he’s demented enough to think that was normal. Before that he posted “If you get rid of TikTok, Facebook and Zuckerschmuck will double their business. I don’t want Facebook, who cheated in the last Election, doing better. They are a true Enemy of the People!” thereby endorsing continued Chinese Communist ownership of the platform, one that he tried and failed to destroy as revenge for TikTokers ratfucking his infamous June 2020 “comeback” rally in Tulsa.

Lefty Substacker Matt Yglesias writes the about-face was spurred by Trump getting “a bunch of money from formerly critical GOP mega-donor Jeff Yass, an investor in [TikTok owner] ByteDance.”

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