While plenty of naysayers among the Democrats and the media were impressed in the immediate aftermath of President Joe Biden’s performance at the State of The Union on Thursday night where he put to rest a lot of the concerns over his age and energy level, new concerns are starting to emerge among critics that he was actually too angry, hyperactive, and partisan during the speech.
Oh fuck you libs. We’re the media, not you. We’re setting the narrative here. No, we’re not telling you who these “critics” are, we’re just telling you the concerns. They’re growing. Because we’re watering them. We spent a shit ton of man-hours watering the “Biden is too old” plant and then he just damn near stomped it to death. Before that it was “Biden is corrupt because House Republicans are investigating him” and that incompetent fucking hillbilly James Comer stomped on it himself.
Are you done? Ahem… The hope among Democrats was that the speech could mark a turning point in a campaign that has seen Trump leading in many head-to-head polls commissioned by major media outlets. But experts in the media were quick to pump the brakes on any comeback given the media narrative of former President Trump leading in many head-to-head polls commissioned by major media outlets. Those polls, media polling experts say, will paint a picture of an electorate shaped by a media narrative that Biden is far less cool, calm, and collected publicly than Trump.
Voters and media experts alike are concer- MAINTAINING BALANCE IN POLITICAL JOURNALISM IS SO MUCH HARDER THAN IT LOOKS, OKAY? YOU LIBS DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT SO SHUT UP! WE’RE JUST GOING TO REMOVE THE COMMENT SECTIONS LIKE THE ATLANTIC, CNN, ABC NEWS, THE HILL, POLITICO, AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER MAJOR SITES DID IF YOU CAN’T AGREE WITH US! JUST TRY US YOU LEFTIST MOTHERFUCKERS!
National Zero will resume our regular coverage now that we’ve voiced what we think a silent (but very real) crisis in the diseased hive mind of the mainstream media sounds like right about now.