Two Republicans to vie for McCarthy's old House seat

California state legislator Vince Fong and Tulare County Sheriff Mike Boudreaux will face off in a May 21st runoff to fill the House seat left vacant by the retirement of ousted House Speaker Kevin McCarthy, Politico reports.

McCarthy's hand-picked successor, Fong is widely seen as the favorite after he took 41% of the vote to win the jungle runoff held March 5th. Boudreaux, however, is likely to get the endorsement of Donald Trump because Trump hates McCarthy.

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