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Might as well get some “border crisis” bullshit out of Moscow attack

What's a deadly terrorist attack on Russia – one US intel tried to help prevent but that piece of shit Vladimir Putin brushed the warnings off as "provocative" – if it can't somehow be used by Marco Rubio to hype fears that ISIS is going to do the same thing here because border border border?

This fucking asshole is the ranking member on the Senate Intelligence Committee so there's a decent chance the very same warning came across his desk, as did the warning to Iran that ISIS was going to bomb that general's memorial back in January. Which means it just might be reasonable to infer that, if twice in two months American intelligence agencies were able to successfully anticipate deadly attacks on American adversaries on the other side of the planet (and still give them the courtesy of a heads-up despite being adversaries), American intelligence agencies are also well-positioned to spot any potential similar threats coming in via our southern neighbors.

And also infer that by virtue of his position Rubio would be more specific about those kind of threats if they actually existed rather than just jerking himself off. Also in the last part of the clip, after the jump, he ruined our joke about the Moscow attack being Biden's fault. Fucking prick.

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