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Orange Asshole signs order declassifying “Crossfire Hurricane”

During another one of his overlong and meandering afternoon sundowns, convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday signed an order declassifying all the files concerning the FBI’s investigation into his 2016 campaign, something he could’ve done at pretty much any point during his first failed term and – more importantly – will probably be a repeat of the “Epstein Files” where his fanboys act like it’s a “BOMBSHELL” and in reality not only is there nothing new but he went out of the way to avoid releasing anything that could ever even come close to incriminating himself.

The fat fuck’s still going if you want to watch.

Supposedly he’s going to keep going in this feed:

And to recap some of what National Zero missed, Donald proclaimed he “inherited a groceries situation. The groceries went way up. An old fashioned word, but it’s a very descriptive word,” complained that “They” made “a big deal about” the Signal chat shitshow “because we’ve had two perfect months,” then said he didn’t know anything about it but also that it’s “an app that a lot of people use. And somebody got on. I happen to know the guy is a total sleazebag. The Atlantic is a failed magazine, does very, very poorly. Nobody gives a damn about it.” Oh and “But the main thing was nothing happened. The attack was totally successful. It was I guess, from what I understand, took place during and it wasn’t classified information. So this was not classified.”

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