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RNC co-chair drops latest single to grift more on her limited talent

“Anything is Possible,” the latest single by Autotune feat. Lara Trump, debuted Thursday night after the co-chair of the Republican National Committee posted it on her dead-named Twitter account (notably before she posted it to her Truth Social account).  An original composition with lyrics seemingly written in the margins of her social studies notebook by a bored high school sophomore who dreams of one day marrying a sociopathic billionaire’s unloved son, paired to a melody reminiscent of Sunday hymns with the pastor’s wife at the Yamaha keyboard, “Anything is Possible” shows what’s possible when someone who was once told she has a “pleasant voice” by the person in the pew in front of her learns how to use music apps on her iPhone.

“This song, and those that will follow, have been a great creative outlet for me over the past several months,” Trump said in a statement threatening the release of more musical compositions.  “I have truly enjoyed every aspect: from writing, to recording in the studio, to tweaking the musical arrangements, and I’m excited to share my passion for music with the world.”  …which is exactly what the co-chair of the Republican National Committee should be focused on in an election year.

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