Mastriano seems to notice weird pattern in chemtrails

Look at the sky in this video from Easter morning. What does this look like to you? Tell me your thoughts in the comments! pic.twitter.com/LGUljHviuh

— Senator Doug Mastriano (@SenMastriano) April 2, 2024

QAnon fan Republican state senator and 2022 Pennsylvania gubernatorial nominee Doug Mastriano seems to be trying to point out some kind of Satanic or possibly Jewish symbol in the chemtrails over his home. Luckily he’s in a position to do something about it and is actually working on legislation to address the scourge of chemtrails rather than just posting about it like a crazy asshole.

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