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Mike Johnson to hold “election integrity” presser with Trump

Apparently this desperate to save himself from QAnon scumbag Marjorie Taylor Greene‘s motion to vacate, Speaker Mike Johnson will head to Mar-a-Lago on Friday to appear at a joint press conference on “election integrity” with fat former President Trump, CNN’s Melanie Zanona reports.

It’s not clear yet if it’s just going to be a bunch of vague, horseshit platitudes about the need for election integrity or if Johnson will be cowed into introducing national legislation to “secure the vote” that will be DOA. Either way, the “plans still fluid, but comes as Johnson is facing a threat to his speakership from” Greene, per Zanona, emphasizing that it’s a move to cuddle up to Donald’s ample orange bosom for protection amid such turmoil. Zanona’s colleague Manu Raju tweeted that Greene and Johnson have been meeting privately for 70 minutes as of 12:39 PM EDT on Wednesday.

UPDATE 4/10/2024 12:53 PM EDT: CBS’s Scott MacFarlane reports the QAdulteress stepped out of her lengthy meeting with Johnson, alone and plainly not happy, saying she heard a “lot of excuses” and had demanded the speaker refuse to fund Ukraine, though she did not give a timeline on when she would move on her motion to vacate. So yeah, Johnson should probably head to Mar-a-Lago.

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