Fat former President Trump’s campaign are planning to hype all-time record US oil production under the Biden Administration as being a bad thing in order to get far left Greenpeace-type libs to vote for Russian-backed Green Party candidate Jill Stein, the New York Times reports in a larger piece about the MAGA Reich-in-exile’s efforts to leverage third party candidates to regain power.

“No Republican knows that oil production under Biden is higher than ever,” said Steve Bannon. “But Jill Stein’s people do. Stein is furious about the oil drilling. The college kids are furious about it. The more exposure these guys get, the better it is for us,” Bannon added, even though he had literally just said “No Republican knows that oil production under Biden is higher than ever.”

Another blatantly scummy and contradictory strategy being eyed is to play up Biden’s support of Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu’s genocidally depraved indifference to human life in Gaza as his regime pursues the terrorist animals who slaughtered at least 1,500 men, women, and children in the October 7th attacks, a particular weak spot for Joe in Michigan given the Muslim population there.

Team Orange are also working hard to define Robert F Kennedy Jr as a “champion for choice” on abortion policy in an effort to downplay his appeal to anti-vax nihilists who would turn away from Donald over the COVID-19 vaccine. Probably doesn’t help that RFK Jr’s New York campaign manager Rita Palma has been exposed as a MAGA asshole who posted pics of herself with the Kraken.