Management at a long-term care home in the town of Beauceville, Quebec are happy to report that none of its residents or employees were injured when a fucking wild turkey crashed through an office window at 6:30 AM EDT on Sunday, trashing about and making a huge mess, CTV reports.
The turkey simply left out the same window it had entered a few minutes later, apparently having decided not to gobble the faces of the hapless Quebecois within. The story ended happier than a February incident in which resident of the town of Louisville killed a crazed turkey with a slingshot.