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Terrible father now has excuse to skip son’s high school graduation

Ranting in the courthouse hallway on Monday, disgraced former President Trump complained that Manhattan Judge Juan Merchan would not excuse him from trial proceedings so he could attend son Barron’s high school graduation, something that maybe we’d believe he was actually upset about and brought it up earlier, rather than probably seeing an official @GOP tweet saying as much.

The fat fuck was also upset that Merchan wouldn’t allow him to go to DC to attend arguments at the Supreme Court over his bullshit presidential immunity bid. That we can believe he wanted to be at.

“Who will explain for me, to my wonderful son, Barron, who is a GREAT Student at a fantastic School, that his Dad will likely not be allowed to attend his Graduation Ceremony, something that we have been talking about for years, because a seriously Conflicted and Corrupt New York State Judge wants me in Criminal Court on a bogus ‘Biden Case’ which, according to virtually all Legal Scholars and Pundits, has no merit, and should NEVER have been brought. This Fake Case is solely meant to attack Crooked Joe Biden’s Political Opponent, ME, who is seriously leading him in the Polls, for purposes of Election Interference. The Judge, Juan Merchan, is preventing me from proudly attending my son’s Graduation. Seems very unfair, doesn’t it? But this whole event is unfair. Every one of the many Fake Cases that are perpetuated by the White House in order to help the Worst President in History, by far, get Re-Elected, are UNJUST SCAMS. We won’t let that happen, but we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!“ the fat bastard later posted at 5:45 EDT Monday, lol.

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