Disgraced former President Trump went with the usual L’etat cest moi and characterized the case against him as an “attack on America” – that he was also “very proud” of – as he entered the courtroom on the first day of his trial Monday. Somehow after already sitting down at the defense table, Trump’s Truth Social account posted a rant that appeared to have been written by him, crying about Attorney General Merrick Garland sitting for “a highly inappropriate, unseemly, and unethical Interview with Fake News CNN, corruptly said that he wants to ‘speed up’ the Witch Hunt against me in Washington, DC IF HE WANTED TO RESOLVE THAT HOAX SO QUICKLY, WHY DID GARLAND AND HIS UNDERLINGS WAIT 3 YEARS TO BRING THE SHAM ‘CASE’?” Good question.

Donald’s account also posted a screenshot of some douchebag tweeting “Orthodox Jews to be exclused [sic] from Bragg’s jury pool. The NYC demographic group most strongly supportive of Trump is the orthodox Jewish community. So, no surprise that the very biased judge in Bragg’s case scheduled the trial to include Fridays instead of Wednesdays. Very unusual, but understandable since this switch will necessarily exclude all orthodox Jews from the jury pool.” Problem with that complaint is the Orthodox communities most supportive of the fat fuck are concentrated in Brooklyn… And that it’s April going into May and June when a Hasidic juror would have plenty of time to get home for Shabbat before sundown on a Friday. So yeah that’s all bullshit.