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Not even day two yet of this “ASSAULT ON AMERICA!”

Technically day two of disgraced former President Trump’s 2016 election interference/Stormy Daniels hush money payoff trial hasn’t actually started yet and there are signs that the fat fuck simply isn’t going to make it the seven or eight weeks or however long it takes to select a jury, hear from all the witnesses, and get to a verdict that is not terribly likely to end well for him.

Like if he starts the day with posting “MY TRIAL IS AN ASSAULT ON AMERICA!” and then “This conflicted, Trump Hating Judge won’t let me respond to people that are on TV lying and spewing hate all day long. He is running rough shod over my lawyers and legal team. The New York System of ‘Justice’ is being decimated by critics from all over the World. I want to speak, or at least be able to respond. Election Interference! RIGGED, UNCONSTITUTIONAL TRIAL! Take off the Gag Order!” when he should know full well that demanding the gag order be removed is not like demanding his Republicans in Congress vote for this or that bullshit piece of legislation.

Should know. Like he never was fully there, but hopefully this is a sign that shit is REALLY starting to get to him and what’s left of his diseased psyche and tenuous physical health further deteriorates rapidly and leaves him in a place where he’s essentially non-functional and unable to campaign.

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