House Ethics Committee investigators are leaking to ABC News about Matt Gaetz again, this time telling the mainstream media outlet they have evidence that the large-foreheaded MAGA Florida’s 1st District Congressman was present at a 2017 party with a then-17 year-old girl and a shit ton of cocaine and ecstasy according to a sworn statement from a woman who was 20 at the time.
In the statement to the committee the woman wrote that “she saw the then-minor naked at the party, which was also attended by adult men other than Gaetz, and that at the party there allegedly were bedrooms that were made available for sexual activities,” ABC writes. A Gaetz spokesworm said “no” when asked by ABC if the Congressbro remembers attending the party. They also said “no” to a question of whether he has used illicit drugs since getting elected. Those two single-word denials constitute the entirety of Gaetz’s response to the media about this story.
In related news, a Florida Atlantic University survey of Sunshine State Republican primary voters this week finds state First Lady Casey DeSantis leading the credibly suspected statutory rapist 38 to 16 percent in the 2026 gubernatorial race with no other candidates such as total assclown Florida MAGA Congressman Byron Donalds or nutcase Attorney General Ashley Moody named as contenders. “Other” received 21 percent support, while 26 percent were undecided.