Non-lawyer's experience on legal matters really comes through

Non-lawyer Jesse Watters on Tuesday qualified his opinion on legal matters with a little self deprecation “but I play one on TV” before getting serious with a non-legal scenario in which the Loch Ness Monster was selected as a juror in New York City as a means of claiming it’s a violation of the Constitution for fat former President Trump to be prohibited from intimidating jurors.

LIVE UPDATES: Trump defense rests in pieces

Monster storms threaten Midwest with hail, tornadoes

US Embassy tops list of London congestion zone deadbeats

New York Post tempts wrath of vax truther fanboys

New analysis says Trump tariffs would cost families $1,700+ a year

Alaska mom savagely kills man trying to take photos of her kids

“Unified Reich”

Massive volcanic caldera under southern Italy stirs ominously

Team Orange vows to sue over new biopic

Giuliani served with indictment papers 75 minutes after taunting Arizona AG on social media

A contemptuous witness, a Hell’s Angel, and a defendant walk into a Manhattan courtroom: Day 19 of Trump’s Manhattan trial

“Trying to hide contempt for the court” means he showed contempt

“Try to stare me down one more time, I will remove you”

April fundraising numbers: Biden $51M; Defendant $76.2M

Durbin: no investigation needed on Alito’s distress flag, but justice should recuse himself from future January 6th cases

Trump biopic The Apprentice gets standing ovation at Cannes

Lindsey has relatively harsh words for Alito’s flagpole fuckery

Iran sought US help in search for president’s downed helicopter

TMTG posts $327.6 million loss net loss in Q1 2024

Wisconsin man arrested for generating AI child pornopgraphy

Hugh Hewitt rips International Cricket Council over “Bibi” warrant

Dali cleared from Baltimore wreckage, returned to port

LIVE UPDATES: Cohen cross-examination wraps at Trump trial

Sam Alito sold InBev stock, bought up Miller-Coors during height of Dylan Mulvaney-Bud Light MAGA circlejerk last summer

ICC seeks arrest warrants for Netanyahu, Hamas leaders

Gateway Pundit guy very upset

Hunter’s lawyers say they’re suing Fox News “shortly”

Iranian President Raisi has died

Demented Loser posts overly detailed explainers for slip-ups

Searchers find Iranian leaders’ helicopter; no signs of life seen

Michigan Dems ask officials to confirm GOP petition signatures

Surprise! Orange Defendant very unlikely to testify in his defense

Wait, if Biden has made Iran so rich then why didn’t they buy their President Raisi a better, safer helicopter that doesn’t crash?

Maria Bartiromo pumps brakes on “Biden on drugs” line

Missouri judge keeps “honorary” KKK member on the ballot

Biden delivers extremely solid graduation address at Morehouse

Blue Origin launches first Black NASA astronaut candidate to space

“You’re asking the wrong person”

Iranian president’s helicopter probably crashes

NRA keynote speech went great

Crowdsourced horse wins Preakness Stakes

Minnesota Republican Party endorses former pro basketball player in Senate primary, vying to face Klobuchar in November

Georgia GOP elects January 6th rally organizer to RNC seat

MAGA Land uneasy after Biden rolled their Messiah so easily

Pure perfection

Michigan GOP may be caught in another ballot petition clusterfuck

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLXXIII

But Zagats rated it two stars

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RFK Jr.’s running mate donates $8 million to campaign, but she was totally named to VP slot for her education policies