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House GOP says Dems baited Sporkfoot all too perfectly

A “senior GOP official” tells Politico Playbook that House Dems masterfully triggered white nationalist Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene with their statement affirming support for Speaker Mike Johnson in the event of a motion to vacate, triggering the psychopath into posting that she (supposedly) will finally move one she’s had sitting in the hopper since March 27th.

“Fresh bait always finds a fish,” the Republican said. “Jeffries throwing that out there, it’s chum in the water. Everyone knows what he did.” Greene’s team did not respond to that yet, but instead Playbooks has them turning their fire on RNC figurehead Mike Whatley. “The only person destroying Republican unity is Mike Johnson. Republicans need a speaker who will deliver President Trump’s America First agenda when he’s back in the White House. Democrat-endorsed Mike Johnson isn’t it,” said a “person close with Greene” in response to Whatley saying “nothing is more important than party unity and ensuring that we are focused on beating Joe Biden and Democrats in November.”

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