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Biden 50 – Trump 44 in Wisconsin: Quinnipiac poll

A new Quinnipiac University survey of Wisconsin voters finds President Joe Biden leading fat former President Trump 50 to 44 percent in the Cheesehead State, a lead that drops to Biden 40 – Trump 39 when Russian assets Robert F Kennedy Jr, Jill Stein, and Cornel West are added to the mix. Still no word yet on who the Libertarian candidate is supposed to be or why the hell these polls don’t just include “Generic Libertarian” as choice since it doesn’t ever really matter who they pick to run.

Incumbent Dem Senator Tammy Baldwin leads dipshit MAGA challenger Eric Hovde, who doesn’t know the Pledge of Allegiance and reportedly actually lives in California, by 54 to 42 percent.

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