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“As his legal spokeswoman, I’m nervous about what I can say”

Not even sure where to start with this, other than to say that it shows how much Alina Habba thinks of the Fox News audience to pretend that Judge Merchan commands some secret police force that will come arrest her if she utters the names “Stormy Daniels” or “Michael Cohen” on live TV.

Or maybe she really is that dumb and incompetent that she didn’t bother to read the gag order and see that it applies only to the defendant and not his subordinates, even the ones actually representing him in this trial. If she thinks that maybe because the order includes the words “directing others to make public statements” that anything she says could theoretically considered to have been induced by the Orange God Emperor and put him in jail then okay, but Rick Scott said it all like three hours ago and nothing happened. So yeah, Habba’s probably full of shit.

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