Categories
Uncategorized

Surprise! Orange Defendant very unlikely to testify in his defense

You will not be surprised to learn that four people “close to” disgraced former President Trump tell the Washington Post that the fat fuck does not plan on taking the stand in his defense before the case goes to the jury, as is expected this week. The non-shocking report comes as the Orange God Emperor claimed he “absolutely” would testify a few days before the trial actually started, which by May 2nd had turned into he couldn’t because he’s under a gag order. The next day Judge Merchan told him that was false. Then on May 7th Trump claimed he would “probably” testify.

Since then Trump has not answered reporters in the courthouse hallyway asking him if he would take the stand – or really any of their questions for that matter – which tracks with the Post’s reporting indicating that, per usual, the obese degenerate is just going to pretend he didn’t fulfill this or that promise to his fanboys to own the libs and the rigged justice system, et cetera.

“Trump is famously mercurial and could always demand to testify, some of these people said, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe internal deliberations,” the Post writes to remind readers that there’s always reason to hope that the dumbass will overrule his defense team.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

MAGA Land took less than a full week to get to this point

33 minutes ago

Breitbart reports distraight tears of sympathy just too PERFECT

58 minutes ago

Oklahoma superintendent happy to let ICE raid schools

2 hours ago

“Please, man – let’s work something out, let me keep my wife here”

3 hours ago

“Manly Man Company” says women ordering risque “Meat Cards”

4 hours ago

Mexico, Canada to be hit with 25 percent tariffs before talks: WSJ

4 hours ago

And they wondered why kids grew up thinking autocracy is normal

5 hours ago

ICE ordered to meet deportation quotas due to Trump “frustration”

6 hours ago

Arabs for Trump leader freaks out over forced Gaza exodus plan

7 hours ago

Fox News reports other guys’ coverage proportionate to abuse

7 hours ago

Republican Florida county water official caught sexting cop posing as 14 year-old boy, blames state’s internet porn age verification law

19 hours ago

Long Islanders warned to watch out for zombie raccoons

20 hours ago

Colombian president refuses deportation flights

1 day ago

Lindsey and Jaydee try to downplay rising egg prices

1 day ago

Orange Ayatollah suggests removing all Gazans

1 day ago

Yoon indicted for insurrection

1 day ago

WHAT A STUNNING ABUSE OF POWER!

2 days ago

Flood watch issued for Los Angeles area

2 days ago

“The Media” will be lying about kids and families being deported

2 days ago

Susie Wiles limits Ketamine Brain’s access to Trump: Daily Mail

2 days ago

Mexico denies US military deportation flight permission to land

2 days ago

Movie Night Friday: Best in Show

3 days ago

Pete Hegseth confirmed to Secretary of Defense

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor tours Los Angeles

3 days ago

Harvard Law professor wastes valuable seconds explaining why dickhead Andy Ogles’s third term amendment going nowhere

3 days ago

Navajo leader says tribe members being arrested by ICE

3 days ago

Baby Goebbels pissed elementary school wouldn’t let ICE in

3 days ago

New Jersey hit with sad, low-energy, weak earthquake

3 days ago

Oklahoma AG requests DOJ transfer prisoner for prompt execution

3 days ago

“Certainly I would not take responsibility”

3 days ago

Trump pulls Fauci’s security detail

3 days ago

Congolese governor killed in battle with rebels

3 days ago

United Healthcare hires new CEO

3 days ago

Demented old asshole doesn’t remember inviting Schiff on trip

3 days ago

Border Patrol agent’s funeral apparently won’t be a campaign stop

3 days ago

Fox News reports releasing violent felons from prison is bad

3 days ago

Puerto Rico-born veteran detained in New Jersey ICE raid

3 days ago

Orange Messiah to hold campaign rally in Las Vegas on Sunday

3 days ago

Operation “Appearance of Mass Deportation Underway” underway

3 days ago

High school dropout mistakenly screams over “guy” in ladies’ room

3 days ago

Nobody got shot in New York City for five days

3 days ago

Andy Ogles gunning hard for that pardon

4 days ago

“The problem is the president doesn’t have any leverage over him and Elon gives zero fucks”: Trump minion on AI project shitposts

4 days ago

Hegseth told Liz Warren he paid rape accuser $50,000

4 days ago

Nobody knows more about central banking

4 days ago

Orange Felon declassifies JFK, RFK, and MLK assassination files

4 days ago

Mike Johnson killed Cassidy Hutchinson subpoena over fears she would testify about sexually explicit texts House GOP sent her

4 days ago

Federal judge blocks Trump’s birthright citizenship order

4 days ago

FBI raids Rhode Island immigration lawyer’s office

4 days ago

Remote island off Antarctica in path of trillion-ton iceberg

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x