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Orange Libertine doesn’t say no to birth control ban

Asked Tuesday morning by a local Pittsburgh TV station whether he supports “any restrictions on a person’s right to contraception,” fat former President Trump said “We’re looking at that, and I’m going to have a policy on that very shortly and I think it’s something that you’ll find interesting.”

Trump also said he’ll be releasing a “very comprehensive policy” on contraceptives “within a week or so,” adding “Things really do have a lot to do with the states and some states are going to have different policies than others,” whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean. At least he’s promising a quicker response this time, saying “within a week or so” instead of two weeks.

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