Rudy pleads not guilty in Arizona

Alcoholic shitbrain former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani on Tuesday pleaded not guilty to nine felony counts over their post-2020 election coup attempt, the Associated Press reports.

Rudy was arraigned remotely and his trial will begin in October. Former Arizona GOP chair “Chemtrails” Kelli Ward and 11 of her accomplices appeared in person to enter their not guilty pleas.

With Republicans like these, who needs Democrats?

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