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BREAKING: Donald Trump crying like a little bitch on social media

JUST IN: Former President Donald Trump is currently crying like a bitch on social media, plaintively wailing and moaning about “going before a Corrupt and Conflicted Democrat Appointed, Acting New York Judge, on a FAKE and MADE UP CASE by a Soros backed failed DA, and the Judge himself, to see whether or not he will become a common criminal? According to virtually all Legal Scholars and Experts, THERE IS NO CRIME OR CASE against President Trump, and if there was it should have been brought seven years ago, not in the middle of his Campaign for President. Prosecutorial Misconduct. Election Interference!” after also having posted shit like “Happy Memorial Day to All, including the Human Scum” and “Can anyone believe that Soros backed DA, Alvin Bragg, was able to get a DELAY of 7 days to his Corrupt and Unconstitutional Case against me, with no sequester?”

This is such an unprecedented situ- Wait, he’s probably typing more about being a victim of persecution by the forces of George Soros and the Democratic-biased Deep State. Stay tuned.

UPDATE 5/27/2024 6:29 PM EDT: Trump continued crying, in one post saying “WHY IS THE CORRUPT GOVERNMENT ALLOWED TO MAKE THE FINAL ARGUMENT IN THE CASE AGAINST ME? WHY CAN’T THE DEFENSE GO LAST? BIG ADVANTAGE, VERY UNFAIR. WITCH HUNT!” lol

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