Drunken Rudy getting very close to being tossed out of bar

Management at an elite club in DC have had enough of drunken shitbrain former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s deranged and false rantings are about to throw him out for failing to conduct himself like a respectable member of society who closes the door when he pees, Reuters reports.

They wrote it differently though. Their lede says “Rudy Giuliani should be stripped of his law license for his work on a failed lawsuit challenging former President Donald Trump’s 2020 US election loss in Pennsylvania, a Washington, DC disciplinary board recommended on Friday.” Not to be biased or anything but we think ours is better. He is an alcoholic about to be tossed out of a bar after all.

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