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Jordan requests Bragg testify at stupid “Weaponization” hearing

“We write to respectfully request your testimony at a hearing before the Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government of the Committee on the Judiciary titled, ‘Hearing on the Weaponization of the Federal Government,’ on June 13, 2024, at 10:00 am in room 2141 of the Rayburn House Office Building. This hearing will examine actions by state and local prosecutors to engage politically motivated prosecutions of federal officials, in particular the recent political prosecution of President Donald Trump by the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office.”

“The enclosed Witness Instruction Sheet provides information for witnesses appearing before the Committee. Please note the procedures for submitting written testimony at least two business days prior to the hearing. Please confirm your appearance before the Committee as soon as possible, but no later than 5:00 pm on June 7, 2024. If you have any questions, please contact Committee staff at (202) 225-6906. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter,” writes spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan in a letter to Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, who will definitely accept the invite after being accused of “politically motivated prosecutions.”

Also lol at this fucking assclown for closing the barn door after you know what just happened.

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