WATCH LIVE: Convicted felon screams at media

Convicted felon former President Trump will hold a press conference starting at 11 AM EDT on Friday to talk about his positive vision for economic growth, improving education, getting Americans better access to health care and that’s about as much as we could type with a straight face.

Since 11:00 AM for Trump probably means 11:33 AM, while we wait please enjoy this several minutes-long meltdown by neckbeard-y incel-ish Florida Congressman Cory Mills over “the venue being changed at the last minute,” the utter impotence of the House GOP of which he’s a member to investigate the Bidens, asking when Hunter Biden goes on trial for the federal gun charges (it starts in three days), hinting that Judge Juan Merchan is laundering bribes for Joe Biden and getting “10 percent to the big guy,” and goddamn does this kid need to get laid yesterday.

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