Categories
Uncategorized

Elon Musk never wants to do what Jack Smith made him do again

Ketamine-brained edgelord billionaire Elon Musk never wants to have to respond to a federal subpoena for a Twitter (or “X” if you’re a douche) account’s private messages and drafts and what not again after Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith last year got a federal judge to compel Musk to cough up convicted felon former President Trump’s then-locked Twitter account’s data without allowing Musk to inform the fat fuck that the feds were on to him, with the judge fining Twitter $350,000 for fucking around. It was an unpleasant experience to say the least for a 50-something-year-old man used to living out an adolescent power fantasy all day every day.

So what’s Musk to do? Politico reports he’s running to the Supreme Court to ask them to never again allow such a subpoena to be served without informing the target(s) first, even if it means like drug dealers and terrorists and human traffickers and all sorts of other scumbags. Those investigations be damned if two mentally stunted billionaires were intruded upon by a lowly G-man like Smith.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

WATCH LIVE: Demented old slob rants at Texas “energy” rally

55 minutes ago

Orange Baby freaks out at tech CEO’s refusal to supplicate to him

2 hours ago

Islamabad claims 297 Taliban dead in so far in war

2 hours ago

Fox News catches Energy Secretary drawing solar power

2 hours ago

DHS announces plan to build gulags in flood-prone areas

3 hours ago

Marketing wizard commands his thrall to rebrand their vaporware

4 hours ago

Fat Hitler claims he’s “exonerated,” wants to “take over” Cuba, etc

4 hours ago

NOS-huffing maniac wanted in Pennsylvania for torching house to kill phantom spider swarm cuffed by NYPD after crashing U-Haul

5 hours ago

NASA adds a second Artemis Lunar test mission

5 hours ago

Suppose it was only a matter of time…

6 hours ago

Colombian pro-Trump party lawmaker’s son finally deported

6 hours ago

Mike Johnson says Republican’s health situation may be “terminal”

7 hours ago

Cabinet secretary’s wife says Trump “too cozy” with commie tyrant

7 hours ago

House schedules grueling two-day workweek in DC

7 hours ago

Wholesale price index crushes expectations in January

8 hours ago

Ivanka’s backup somehow significantly more unqualified for job

8 hours ago

Heartbroken Florida man wasn’t suicidal, just kinda stuck in mud

9 hours ago

Palestinians overtake Israelis on American sympathies: Gallup poll

10 hours ago

Huckabee tells Americans to GTFO of Israel

10 hours ago

US laser shoots down US drone on US soil

20 hours ago

Pakistani jets bomb Kabul

21 hours ago

Byron Donalds disagrees with Stitt fact-checking MAGA bullshit

22 hours ago

Indiana school bus driver manages incredible four year streak of drinking on the job without getting caught and immediately fired

22 hours ago

Netflix capitulates in WB bidding war

24 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Hillary unbowed by Comer’s dumbassery

1 day ago

Stephen Miller “repelled” by Noem-Lewandowski affair: book

1 day ago

Tampa International Airport’s Crocs ban sadly just a joke

1 day ago

Zohran comes out victorious again

1 day ago

Convicted attempted murderer accused of succeeding on cellmate

1 day ago

Trump kayfabes a world where he obeys court orders

1 day ago

Surreptitious shot, consequential chaser

1 day ago

New Doritos Protein to boost Doritos eaters’ athletic edge

1 day ago

Orange God Emperor hears out “Stop the Steal” assclowns’ plan for him to declare “national election emergency” ahead of midterms

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump sends JD to lie to voters about US economy

1 day ago

Los Supremos again postpone Carroll v Trump conference

1 day ago

“Prosthetic butthole” dominating entertainment news coverage

1 day ago

Biden didn’t release those missing FBI interviews either, libs

1 day ago

State of the Union ratings lowest ever for Trump

1 day ago

DINGUS RESIGNS: Thran to be sworn in as acting mayor

1 day ago

House Republicans can’t stand being associated with sick sex pest

1 day ago

WEF chairman quits over Epstein ties

1 day ago

Cubans claim Floridians were trying some mini-Bay of Pigs

1 day ago

Hardcore anti-Trump Villager’s MAGA kids don’t really talk to him

2 days ago

Oz and Jaydee announce Medicaid punishment for Minnesotans

2 days ago

Six percent of Trump 2024 voters now disclaim it: pollster

2 days ago

Venezuela attorney general quits

2 days ago

Misogyny okay because a trans swimmer got a bigger trophy

2 days ago

Drunk Republican voter rear-ends cop car at 3:06 pm on a Tuesday

2 days ago

Cuban troops neutralize four suspected Floridian terrorists

2 days ago

“Johnny MAGA” doxxed as White House comms office staffer

2 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x