“Folks in the mainstream media are going to love to call Donald Trump a convicted felon. It’s literally been the only thing they’ve been banking on. Obviously, it’s not working,” said RNC co-chair Lara Trump in an interview with Breitbart printed on Tuesday, the very same day another arm of her party put “Hunter Biden is now a convicted felon” in a bold, browser-default typeface at the top of their page advertising a new “rereleased” orange prison jumpsuit-colored edition of their t-shirts advertising a fictitious “Biden & Son” firm’s services in “Selling out America since 1973.”