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MAGA Congressman looks to rename EEZ for you know who

Florida MAGA Congressman and shitty home improvement enthusiast Greg Steube tells Fox News that on Friday he’ll be introducing a bill to rename the US Exclusive Economic Zone – the 12 mile buffer before international waters around the American shores on the Atlantic, Pacific, and Arctic Oceans – to the “Donald John Trump Exclusive Economic Zone of the United States.”

Steube told Fox that Trump “cares about the strength and resilience of our oceans… During his time in office, President Trump took several commendable actions for our oceans as part of his work to make America strong, secure, and economically prosperous. I’m honored to introduce legislation that will rename our coastal waters after President Trump and serve as a reminder of his many contributions to our nation for generations to come.” And yes there are grown men who act like this.

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