"Cognitivity" is not a word, but go on

Here’s Tennessee MAGA Congressman Andy Ogles, no stranger himself to being a complete piece of shit, claiming he’s going to be introducing a bill to mandate that Joe Biden be tested for drugs to enhance his “cognitivity,” which is not a valid word in our spellcheck nor in a game of Scrabble.

Indiana Senator “seeking clarity” from Trump on repealing CHIPs

Credibly accused sex traffickers publicly commiserate

Regime plans to fire 80,000 VA employees

“Extreme fire risk” in western Texas

WATCH LIVE: Comer and pals say stupid shit about immigration

Monthly employment forecast a shitshow: ADP

Dem Texas Congressman Sylvester Turner has died

THE FREEDOM CAUCASIANS WILL CENSURE AL GREEN!

Supreme Court orders Trump Regime to pay USAID contracts

ABC News shuts down FiveThirtyEight

Israel Foreign Ministry approves of “Gaza Riviera” plan

“We’re okay with that, it won’t be much”

WATCH LIVE: Japanese Parliament debates major legislation

Florida AG orders search warrants to be executed on Tate Bros

Freedom Caucasians expect Capitol cops to arrest Dem hecklers

“DOGE AI” putting in those hours again

Monster iceberg runs aground before colliding with island

Senate GOP blocks bill to rehired DOGEd veterans

Joni Ernst probably effed dog of an Air Force general: ProPublica

Dan Meuser thinks Elon Musk an oppressed African American

Senate Dems file bar complaint against Bove

Not just bird flu raising egg prices: study

“Deep state activist” alleges defamation in lawsuit against Reich

Fox News Karens decry Trudeau’s indecorum addressing “Donald”

California Dem holding town halls in Republican districts

Tillis hints Ontario premier doesn’t know how electricity works

Trudeau “not sugarcoating” trade war with MAGA Reich

Dow Jones down more than 700 points

Comer and Jordan invite “IRS whistleblowers” to Trump show

“Soros-funded groups and others literally pay protesters”

Zelensky says he’s ready to sign minerals deal

Demented old bastard lies again about Canadian banking laws

NRCC chair commands GOP to hide from “paid resistance people”

The Independent determined to ruin Trump voters’ day

Woke Target posts fake earnings decline

Sheinbaum says retaliatory tariffs coming soon

Orange God Emperor commands colleges to suppress free speech

French prosecutors jump to conclusions in Tesla dealership lot fire

Gabon junta leader says the people demand he run for president

MAGAgriculture Secretary says raise your own chickens

Chicoms vow to fight trade war “till the end”

Dems planning to bring props to heckle Orange Fuhrer

Missouri cops arrest grown man for stealing Pokemon cards

MAGA shall overcome

Russian asset helps overseers

FBI’s NYC chief forced out

Slimy amphibian pitches bold new economic message for Trump

Andrew Tate whines over DeSantis “caving to media pressure”

Dow closes down nearly 700 after Trump tariff fuckery

“Mayor [blank] leaves a huge void in the town of Topsail Beach”