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Kansan Kris Kobach sues Pfizer for something vax conspiracy

“Kansas Attorney General Kris Kobach is suing Pfizer for misleading claims it made related to the COVID vaccine Kobach and Deputy Attorney General Fran Oleen, Assistant Attorney General Kaley Schrader, and Assistant Attorney General Melanie Jack today announced the lawsuit at a press conference in Topeka. ‘Pfizer made multiple misleading statements to deceive the public about its vaccine at a time when Americans needed the truth,’ Kobach said. According to the complaint, filed today in Thomas County District Court, Pfizer misled Kansans about the vaccines’ risks, including to pregnant women and for myocarditis,” says Kansas Attorney General Kris Kobach, or KKK for short, in a statement on his latest effort to publicly beat a dead horse for the MAGA assholes’ enjoyment.

“Additionally, Pfizer claimed its vaccine protected against COVID variants, despite data showing otherwise. The pharmaceutical giant also suggested its vaccine prevented COVID transmission, but later admitted it had never studied whether its vaccine stopped transmission. The complaint also alleges that Pfizer coordinated with social media officials to censor speech critical of COVID-19 vaccines and declined to participate in the federal government’s vaccine development program, Operation Warp Speed, to avoid government oversight,” the statement continued.

We guess at this rate Kobach will get around to figuring out what to prosecute the Bidens for sometime in the winter of 2027, provided he’s still in office and hasn’t lost another Senate bid.

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