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Literal shit tossing Ohio lawyer can get his license back

In a state where Jim Jordan can’t pass the bar exam, a lawyer who took a shit in a Pringles can which he dumped in the parking lot of a civil rights group can apply to the Ohio Bar to get his license reinstated after his state Supreme Court sanction expired, the Columbus Dispatch reports.

In an impressive feat of aiming, Jack Blakeslee of Noble County crapped into a Pringles can which he then threw at Haven of Hope victim advocacy center in Cambridge in November 2021.  Blakeslee claimed he regularly deposited his feces in Pringles potato chip cans and threw them at various locations around the region, y’know, like a completely normal hobby.  Surveillance cameras caught him driving his vehicle as he threw the can at the building.

Unsurprisingly, the Ohio Supreme Court did not believe Blakeslee’s claim of scatological scatterings and questioned his fitness to practice law in the state.  But in Florida North, flinging poo like a chimpanzee is acceptable behavior for Bar members.

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