Well we’ve seen enough. Joe Biden’s performance in that debate was horrible and many prominent Democrats are in an absolute panic over it. Van Jones was straight up about to cry on CNN. No doubt at least 12 libs died of heart attacks on their couches while watching because it was so stressful even though let’s be honest Trump fucking sucked too. Still it’s clear that the Dems saying they need to replace Biden as the party’s 2024 nominee are correct, hard as it is to admit.

So here’s who we think should replace Joe Biden at the 2024 DNC: Joe Biden on drugs.

That’s right. Kick Joe Biden to the curb and get a real candidate who has all the policy smarts, charisma, and political IQ of regular Joe Biden and add a shit ton of neurochemical enhancements to make him into Joe Biden on drugs. It’s a win-win for all the people worried about his energy level and mental acuity on display at the CNN debate because those issues will be masked by a cocktail of high-grade amphetamines, selective norepinephrine reuptake inhibitors, modafinils, and measured doses of cocaine. Joe Biden on drugs will be clearer, more comprehensible, and most importantly possess a sharper wit and fiercer temper than the non-drugged Joe Biden we saw at the debate.

It’s such a simple shuffle for the presidential ticket and it’s shocking that so many political “professionals” on the left aren’t immediately advocating for it. Are they fucking high or something?

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this important scorching hot take that will no doubt cause an immediate “game changing” stir across the whole American political media universe.