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Trump posts to Truth following ear wound

Hours after getting a cut ear and at least one fewer vote during a Pennsylvania rally where a gunman attempted to assassinate Donald Trump but ended up killing one spectator and wounding another, Trump took to his failing social media platform to post the following likely written by an aide:

I want to thank The United States Secret Service, and all of Law Enforcement, for their rapid response on the shooting that just took place in Butler, Pennsylvania. Most importantly, I want to extend my condolences to the family of the person at the Rally who was killed, and also to the family of another person that was badly injured. It is incredible that such an act can take place in our Country. Nothing is known at this time about the shooter, who is now dead. I was shot with a bullet that pierced the upper part of my right ear. I knew immediately that something was wrong in that I heard a whizzing sound, shots, and immediately felt the bullet ripping through the skin. Much bleeding took place, so I realized then what was happening. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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