Marco Rubio eliminated from contention on The Veeprentice

Brash upstart contestant Marco Rubio, a non-fan favorite on this first season of degenerate real estate tycoon Donald Trump’s reality show The Veeprentice, has been eliminated from contention, with Trump informing the Florida Senator on Monday, Politico’s Meredith McGraw reports.

UPDATE 7/15/2024 2:17 PM EDT: Fox News just reported that other top contender, North Dakota Gov Doug Burgum, was told he was “fired” from the reality show as well. Burgumania has ended.

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