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Dems planning to bring props to heckle Orange Fuhrer

23 minutes ago

Missouri cops arrest grown man for stealing Pokemon cards

8 hours ago

MAGA shall overcome

9 hours ago

Russian asset helps overseers

10 hours ago

FBI’s NYC chief forced out

11 hours ago

Slimy amphibian pitches bold new economic message for Trump

12 hours ago

Andrew Tate whines over DeSantis “caving to media pressure”

12 hours ago

Dow closes down nearly 700 after Trump tariff fuckery

13 hours ago

“Mayor [blank] leaves a huge void in the town of Topsail Beach”

14 hours ago

Stefanik booed by ADL crowd after bullshit Trump Oct 7th claim

15 hours ago

Lumber futures back up to 2022 highs

15 hours ago

White collar criminal sure hopes Tom Homan prosecutes AOC

16 hours ago

Atlanta Fed forecasts negative 2.8 percent GDP

16 hours ago

Texas Lt Gov finally addresses major crisis

17 hours ago

“Report” and “opinion” interchangeable in the Murdoch-verse

17 hours ago

Treasury pledges to create money laundering-friendly environment

18 hours ago

Orange Asshole endorses “paid agitators” line

19 hours ago

New cars expected to go up by $12,000 each

19 hours ago

Loomer regrets statutory rapist backed out of AG nomination

19 hours ago

“There will be a penalty to pay if there is a failure to deliver”

20 hours ago

Fat Hitler commands citizens to ignore the lugenpresse

21 hours ago

Fox News cleverly appropriates sex trafficker’s hit track title

21 hours ago

Jeffries reaffirms that Republicans are on their own

22 hours ago

Message from Putin passed along

1 day ago

DEI rages uncontrolled in South Carolina

2 days ago

Van Orden threatens to sic DOGE on already-former VA employee

2 days ago

Straw man’s argument falls on deaf ears

2 days ago

Rubio accuses Zelensky of “Ukraine-splaining”

2 days ago

MAGA Kansas Senator flees town hall meeting

2 days ago

“New bill would give President Trump a THIRD TERM”

3 days ago

FedEx plane makes emergency landing after hitting bird at Newark

3 days ago

Made it all the way to Oregon, still got dysentery

3 days ago

Movie Night Friday: First Man

3 days ago

Republican Colorado Congressman’s staffer ghosts League of Women Voters event immediately upon arriving and seeing turnout

3 days ago

Zelensky “doesn’t have to say negative things about Putin”: Trump

3 days ago

US Mint removes commemorative Capitol Police coin

4 days ago

ChiComs and Russians actively recruiting DOGE victims

4 days ago

Russians got what they paid for

4 days ago

“He disrespected the the United States in its cherished Oval Office”

4 days ago

Dem sue Trump over FEC fuckery

4 days ago

AOC asks Bondi for an update on non-existent case against her

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Zelensky trapped next to Kremlin military asset

4 days ago

Texas regime completely silent on measles outbreak

4 days ago

Foreign language to be given official status by executive order

4 days ago

“She believed him when he said Project 2025 was not his plan”

4 days ago

Republicans to use creative accounting to hide tax cut deficits

4 days ago

The Epstein Files Files

4 days ago

Russian tourist disarmed by local resident during fight in Philippines

4 days ago

Pennsylvania pedophile also a would-be MAGA Neo-Nazi terrorist

4 days ago

Orange Tyrant commands GOP to avoid shutdown

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