The above headline is the entirety of the content of convicted felon former President Trump’s 11:58 AM EDT Sunday Truth Social post, followed by another at 12:21 PM EDT that said “MAGA – MAKE AGRICULTURE GREAT AGAIN,” suggesting the fat bastard was trying to come up with backronyms for his infamous metonym for his movement and all the hatred and violence that comes with it.

The agriculture one’s alright while the gas one is more than a little forced. Obviously it should say “MAKE GAS AFFORDABLE AGAIN” but, notwithstanding the fact that a gallon of gas is now in 2024 not significantly more expensive than it was pre-COVID 19 pandemic after spiking in 2022 into early 2023, then that spells “MGAA.” This way it looks like he’s commanding refiners – a pretty right-leaning industry, to say the least – to simply start making their blends of gasoline more affordable.

Anyway it seems as though the fat bastard already gave up on trying to come up with other words to cram into a new backronym for “MAGA.” The hard truth is it’s actually pretty difficult. The best liberal memesters were ever able to come up with were “My Attorney Got Arrested” and “Mueller Ain’t Going Away,” with “best” doing a lot of work there. They were pretty fucking cringey even when they were still fresh six years ago, to be honest. We almost certainly saw something along the lines of “Mango-Mussolini Ain’t Getting Acquitted” during the NYC trial. That was alright. Definitely an improvement over the old ones if far short of knock your socks off clever and witty.

What’s left for Trump after “agriculture” though? If we’re talking strictly about policies that he pretends to be stronger on than Democrats then we’re just as lost as he is here.