Manchin makes BIG announcement on 2024 Dem primary

🚨 INCOMING 🚨 BIG MANCHIN NEWS 🚨 HOLD ON 🚨 BREAKING 🚨 West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin made a BIG announcement Monday morning about his plans to run for president in a contested Democratic convention primary whatever against Vice President Kamala Harris 🚨 BUZZ ALERT! 🚨 Manchin told CBS News he will not be running for president. WOW! “I’m not running for office. I’m not going to be a candidate for president… I don’t need that in my life,” he said.

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