Ed Durr announces run for New Jersey governor

Ed Durr, the onomatopoeically-named MAGA trucker who shocked New Jersey Dems by defeating then-incumbent Dem state Senate President Steve Sweeney in 2021 after spending $153 on his campaign, served one term before he was defeated by a Dem challenger in 2023, announced Friday that he now thinks he can win the state governor's mansion in 2025, Politico reports.

Durr in 2023 declared "A woman does have a choice! Keep her legs closed," which would indicate to us that he at the very least faces an uphill battle for the GOP nomination in the blue state.

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