A Grovetown, Georgia woman was arrested Tuesday after “simulating a sex act” with random cars in the parking lots of a PetSense, a Taco Bell, and a T-Mobile store, the Augusta Chronicle reports.
The unnamed 30 year-old woman, known to deputies with the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office for her history of “irrational behavior,” was first approached in the PetSense lot at 10 AM on Tuesday after bystanders called about her screaming and car-fucking while waving around an empty plastic Starbucks cup. Deputies told her stop and warned they would arrest her if they got another call.
Two hours later they got that call. Witnesses at the Taco Bell location reported the car-fucker was back at it. Deputies arrived but she had already left. Then 911 got a call from the nearby T-Mobile about – yup – more screaming loud car-fucking. This time the Starbucks cup was filled with booze, which she poured on one of the cops and kicked him in the leg. The woman was booked on three counts of willful obstruction of a law enforcement officer and public drunkenness.