Japan's Nikkei average up almost 11 percent at open

Japanese investors on Tuesday local time clawed back nearly all the losses from Monday’s clusterfuck as the Nikkei average soared to just short of 11 percent, a rebound following the 12 percent rout the previous day that precipitated a rough go for US indexes, Bloomberg reports.

Dow futures rose more than 400 points and blah blah blah. The “KAMALA CRASH” will have to wait.

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“MASSIVE WIN for the rule of law”

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Random thoughts Friday, Volume CCI

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