Chachi has thoughts - National Zero

Remember Scott Baio? There’s really no reason to, unless you’re addicted to MeTV. He’s the one on the right above, and he appeared on a couple sitcoms in the 1970s and 1990s. Now he’s taking his turn at campaign planning. (Hell, if Lara Trump, a former segment producer for an entertainment show can do it, so can Chachi.) His advice to Trump: stick to policy at the rallies. Don’t stray off and insult people or tell stories. Trump wins on all policy issues, Chachi says. There’s one problem: Trump denies knowing anything about the GOP’s policy platforms outlined in Project 2025.

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