Roadkill collector celebrates non-defeat in North Carolina

𝗩𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗡𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗮! The Dem party's lawsuit trying to knock us off the ballot – was DEFEATED. The judge, a Democrat (!), said it would be "unconscionable" to claim we used "subterfuge" when in fact the campaign "complied with the requirements."

— Robert F. Kennedy Jr (@RobertKennedyJr) August 13, 2024

In related news, the state Republican Party on Tuesday celebrated Cornel West being similarly ordered back on to the ballot, saying in a statement that the Dem-majority state Board of Elections “failed the people of North Carolina for months abusing the certification process. Now, these contests will be decided where they should: by the citizens of our great state.” It’s not clear if they said the same about Kennedy being reinstated in the maybe swing state.

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