Michelle Obama will address the Democratic National Convention on Tuesday, USA Today reported. https://t.co/wFc7EQkxaw https://t.co/X96iB6No7W
— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) August 19, 2024
Newsmax doesn’t actually say “OH MY GOD MICHELLE OBAMA IS GOING TO START A FLOOR FIGHT FOR THE NOMINATION! YESSSSS! YES!” They just want their readers to think it’ll happen, somehow.
Like why the fuck else would they report this (Never mind that Kamala Harris is already officially the nominee and there’s zero possibility this could actually happen anyway) and not that “RINO” former Illinois Congressman Adam Kinzinger will be there as a speaker to help create a permission structure for disaffected Republican voters to flip to Harris. Or that three women who suffered terribly from the abortion bans Trump made possible? They want to ignore such sources of angst and invite their fans to indulge in a “Dems in Disarray” fantasy, willing in existence that the Donks will be hopelessly riven going into the home stretch of the election season that looks less and less fun for MAGA.