God, the cold, uncaring supreme deity of the universe, did the right thing on Friday by choosing someone who deserved it to die in a horrible car wreck while fleeing the NYPD, WCBS reports.
As a bonus from God, the driver of the Jeep that 64 year-old child molester Wayne Noel t-boned at the intersection of 212th Street and 90th Avenue in Queens Village suffered only mild injuries rather than being taken down with Noel. Cops had been looking out for Noel after he abducted a nine year-old girl from a Key Food supermarket and sexually molested her in his Honda before leaving her on the side of the road on Thursday night. Now they and the staff at the Queens Distract Attorney’s office should give thanks to the Big Guy for saving them the extra paperwork.