Apparently eager to keep this news cycle going eight days later when the media was starting to move on from it, convicted felon former President Trump on Tuesday morning posted “The was no conflict or ‘fighting’ at Arlington National Cemetery last week. It was a made up story by Comrade Kamala and her misinformation squad. She made it all up to make up for the fact that she and Sleepy Joe have BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS for the INCOMPETENT AFGHANISTAN Withdrawal – THE MOST EMBARRASSING DAY IN US HISTORY!!! They should have been at Arlington, not on a beach or studying for a Debate. Thanks you to my friends, the GREAT GOLDS STAR FAMILIES, for revealing the TRUTH OF A BEAUTIFUL DAY OF HONOR. Could not have been a nicer moment – And there were no fights or problems, only in the heads of those that are destroying our Country!”

There is, in fact, a problem with this denial that there were any “fights or problems,” because Donald’s large headed spokesman Steven Cheung last Tuesday specifically claimed “there was no physical altercation as described and we are prepared to release footage if such defamatory claims are made. The fact is that a private photographer was permitted on the premises and for whatever reason an unnamed individual, clearly suffering from a mental health episode, decided to physically block members of President Trump’s team during a very solemn ceremony,” meaning that in their initial account it did (at the very least) get physical and there was a confrontation.

Then, with painfully obvious butthurt over decisive action being taken by the Biden Administration against a socialist scumbag South American dictator, Trump posted “Maduro’s plane has just been seized by the US. That’s OK, he can now go out and get a much bigger and better one with all the money we pay to Venezuela for oil that we don’t need. We have more LIQUID GOLD than any other Nation. HOW STUPID ARE OUR ‘LEADERS?’ WE ARE A LAUGHING STOCK ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!”