Pete Rose fails to cheat death

Legendary Major League Scumbag Pete Rose died of something at age 83 on Monday, decades after he was declared dead to baseball over some sort of gambling scam, TMZ reports.

Now don’t you start teasing us, Charles, you better mean it

US Capitol closed to public after lone wolf arrested

House GOP already planning coup attempt

Orange Ayatollah refuses to tell fans to stay calm and peaceful

Fulton County polling stations close after threats

Federal appeals court spikes MAGA case vs Biden voting order

Marco Rubio finds out JD Vance called Trump “America’s Hitler”

Nobody submit false voter fraud reports to the RNC

FBI says that video clip about a terror threat was from the fake FBI

Somebody’s a just little bit too thirsty

Florida Republican voter arrested for racist threats

Home Depot founder dies without knowing if his Orange Jesus won

RNC official fucks up big time

Steve Bannon reopens shop in an infamous old “war room”

German cops arrest at least eight Neo-Nazis in multinational raids

Supreme Leader of Libs commands all to solidify her power

House districts to watch to know how the night is going

MAGA influencer admits to taking $100 a post from Russia

Spartan’s FINAL call on the election call

FBI arrested MAGA white nationalist after Odinist ritual

Team Orange fires white nationalist for not hiding it better

WATCH LIVE: Kamala Harris’s closing 2024 rally

Read the candidates’ op-eds in the Deseret News

They tried to kill Venancio Mondlane!

Prominent Democrat spotted canvassing in Pennsylvania

Sabato leans Harris, says Dems lose Senate, win House

Demented fucking idiot mystified by consequences of his actions

Harris team expects some useful results on Tuesday night

You will never guess in which state a Republican voter planted radio-controlled bombs inside the toilets of a casino men’s room

Tim Scott smiles like a dumbass when asked about Trump’s plans

RNC sues Milwaukee for blocking efforts to disrupt voting

Florida MAGA teen punches 70 year-old Dem woman

WATCH LIVE: Harris rally in Allentown, Pennsylvania

Monica Lewinsky endorses Kamala Harris

Nevada brainiac Jon Ralston calls state for Harris by 0.3 percent

Tucker “still bitter” his text messages after 2020 election got leaked

Legendary New York City politician eyes 2025 run for mayorship

“Sunday morning sucked”

Fuuuu-uuuuuuu-uuck, enough already

Harris 51 – Trump 47 nationally: Final Marist/NPR/PBS 2024 poll

Indonesian geology officials issue volcano alert after 10 killed

Jaydee now just saying your beer cans will be 54 ft tall if they win

Musk lawyer claims $1 million prize is a “salary”

Bloody Canvass

Massachusetts spa owner arrested for injecting fake Botox

WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 2024: Election Day Eve

Netanyahu minion arrested in media leak investigation

Right wingers ready for other right wingers to die for their cause

Fox News reports chemically-imbalanced Mormon pissing himself

“He assumes I’m voting Republican”