DO NOT make any prank calls or false reports to this number

The NCGOP Hotline is here for you to report any issues or concerns you have at your polling place. Call (919)372-4856 to make your report! pic.twitter.com/Q82b4vBWv5

— NCGOP (@NCGOP) October 19, 2024

Making false reports to an official state Republican Party voter fraud hotline is a serious moral offense and could result in feeling regret that you’re wasting the time of GOP employees who are working tirelessly to ensure election integrity in a crucial battleground. Like seriously you might feel really bad for it if you overdo it and misdirect their attention to their own fake voter fraud incidcents.

MAGA Land works backward to find “message” in moronic stunt

DO NOT make any prank calls or false reports to this number

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCVI

Entire island of Cuba loses power

WATCH LIVE: Dante’s Peak starring Pierce Brosnan

Russian lawmakers advance bill targeting childless borscht ladies

“Very big and very contentious fight”

WATCH LIVE: Harris rallies in Lansing, Michigan

NASA basically fires Boeing

Killer Kam pokes at Low Energy Don

MAGA Congressman has a hard time explaining why he’s filing a lawsuit to make it harder for deployed service members to vote

California utility shuts power to 20,000 as winds pick up

Biden and Scholz hold last meeting in Berlin

Baby Goebbels awfully upset over his Fuhrer’s exhaustion

Fox protects iconic Curvy Couch during Flatulent Felon interview

Judge Chutkan unseals exhibits against Trump in DC

Dipshit who pushed “ABC News whistleblower” scam ghosts

Team “Election Integrity” switches things up situationally

Fat Hitler pussies out of CNN town hall

Cook Political Report moves Scott Perry’s district to toss-up

WATCH LIVE: Bootleg feed of Orange Hitler on Fox and Friends

Surprise! Trump’s “Polymarket odds surge” a scam

Fate of first Wisconsin Buc-ee’s to be decided on Election Day

Aleutian volcano really half-assing eruption

“Exhausted” senior canceled yet another interview

Fox News reports Haitians have deployed to the electoral battlefield

DCCC raises $30 million in September

Texas Supreme Court stays execution of innocent man

Even on his propaganda network, Harris beats Trump

Former Fox “straight news” beard tries to backtrack pandering

Florida wannabe sniper asks Cannon to recuse, citing Trump’s repeated public praise, opportunity for promotion

Chutkan opens door for evidence dump in DC case

Federal court blocks DeSantis attempt to censor pro-choice ads

Trudeau: Kremlin-backed RT funds Tucker Carlson

Fox News Harris interview scores 7.1 million viewers

WATCH LIVE: Harris rallying with Mark Cuban for some reason

Harris team likes what they see in Michigan so far

Google to block political ads as soon as polls close on Election Day

The Federalist reports Trump also into tits and asses

Orange Felon demands Joe Biden be put back on ballot

Hamas leader lost his will to live after seeing Trump polls

Harris leads most swing states: Morning Consult

Kenyan deputy president tries “too sick to be impeached” excuse

Autocratic Apricot cancels next week’s speech at NRA confab

Hype over Black MAGA voters sees Trump at 8 percent in poll

“He should never have let that war start”

Hamas leader (probably) dead

Nikki Haley records “lesser of two evils” robocall

James Comer celebrates record number of hearings, subpoenas issued, and other accomplish-ish-ments during 118th Congress

Team Orange begs court to delay evidence unsealing past election