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Jaydee choosy on cleaning up after Trump’s batshittery

Mike Pence replacement JD Vance on Monday declined to clarify his boss, convicted felon former President Trump’s constant screaming about on whether Vice President Kamala Harris actually worked at a McDonald’s in 1983, telling Fox News wasn’t quite sure if there’s an official Trump-Vance 2024 position on the matter. Jaydee was however happy to say that what Trump really means when he screams about “internal enemies” is Antifa and Black Lives Matter protestors from four years ago.

When reminded by anchor Bill Hemmer that Trump specifically mentioned Adam Schiff and the Pelosis, Vance then more or less said it’s justified to send the military to kill them because of the impeachments and that Schiff investigated Trump for colluding with Russia in the 2016 campaign and that the Pelosis got rich from insider trading. Not sure if there’s a different takeaway here.

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