Harris 47 - Trump 44 in Iowa: Ann Selzer poll

The gold standard of Iowa pollsters, J Ann Selzer, revered by all of the eggheads, finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 47 to 44 percent in Iowa, which she ain’t winning but it may be a very bad sign for fat Donald in Wisconsin and Michigan.

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Harris 47 – Trump 44 in Iowa: Ann Selzer poll

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