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The lead story on Politico’s home page is “Trump’s Gains With Pennsylvania Latinos Are Real. Maybe Enough to Withstand ‘Island of Garbage’” complete with a pic of a dingy bodega in some rust belt-y town in the Keystone State, some anecdotal “dispatch” that MAYBE one might be more inclined to take seriously if it was next to a story about the Vice President’s favorite flavor of Doritos instead of what the nation’s other Kamalas think about the personal significance of her candidacy.

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